CBS Last Place Morning Anchor “Might” Have Swine Flu Or Any Other Ailment That Could Potentially Boost Ratings
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CBS Early Show anchor Harry Smith is suprisingly busy for a long-time-last-place-morning-show-host. He biked nearly 30 miles in the rain and then danced all night at a birthday party, whose dance floor was lit only by an effigy of a completely bald Matt Lauer - kidding!
So Mr. "Life Is Not A Dress Rehearsal" did all of these things and then called in sick Monday morning, but it wasn't your average "I wish I hadn't drank all those Rum and Cokes at 4am on Sunday morning" sick day, he told his manager he very likely almost certainly has "Swine Flu". Isn't it great when an overhyped news story becomes real? Harry is like an infectious Pinocchio to Swine Flu's cruel Geppetto. Katie never claimed she had SARS! Oh yeah, she was never in last place for 20 years.
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