Sep
14
HEY You! Watch This Space! I’m Live-Blogging The Premiere of NBC’s The Jay Leno Show Tonight At 10PM ET On This Very Website!
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That's right, kidz! I'll be live-blogging the very special premiere of a show that nobody asked for and that I will likely NEVER watch again --it's must-see blogging tonight!
THRILL to Kanye West explaining why he did what he did that time! HEAR Jerry Seinfeld's latest airplane-food jokes! ELLA to Rhianna's UMBR!
I'll be posting regular updates through the comment section below this post and want to encourage all of my beloved readers to join in with your noble commentary!
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You’re in the right place! This is where I’ll be live-blogging The Jay Leno Show Tonight at 10pm!
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Who’s Kanye West?
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Did you know that Jay Leno and his wife were contestants on the couples game show “Tattletales” (1982) in the early 80s? She was into large chins…
It’s ON! a montage of that great looking Jay Leno – smart!
Oh, I like the automatic Publix doors that he comes through to get onto the set!~
I forgot how nobody told him and Puddy from Seinfeld that noone has high-fived since the late 90’s…I wonder how much Purel he goes through during the commercial break?
A Rehab joke? Hilarious!
He seems nervous, doesn’t he? He’s stepping on his lines…
Three whores. EDGY!
Ahhh! The much sought-after Wilford Brimley joke! He’s timeless!
Lobbyists=whores joke – ewwww Edgy! Oh wait, he just did a Wilford Brimley joke…
Did you know that when Jay was a child, he fell down the stairs and as a result of the accident, his spleen was ripped and had to be removed.
Jay probably hopes this Cheaters sketch had been removed…
Kevin Eubanks is back and a sassy singer too!
Why hello Mr. Eubanks. You sure are looking fine after all these years.
What do you all think of the super bright set? It’s kind of like a game show set had a fling with a brightly lit Bennigan’s…
Gay love triangle sketch! Yeah!
Jay seems afraid to have any kind of even tiny pause after Kanye West’s name…wonder why?
Interesting – a barely known comic comes out before the most famous comedian of our time…Ah, the young comic stepped on the open of his music sketch…
Car wash skit!!
You don’t get this at Cactus Carwash on Ponce!
Ah – now I know what skit got cut from MadTV…
Bulletin Board Improv!
Wow a girl getting a shoe shine…this was lame, but now it’s just weird…
What the hell is up with Jay trying to upstage Conan?!?! No matter what Jay does, Conan will always be about 12 steps ahead.
I believe when you blogged at Neverland I made a comment about needing to get a laptop. Didn’t get the laptop. Having difficulty watching and blogging at same time. Actually, the blog is much more interesting. Don’t understand why Leno thinks he is needed in prime time and every single night.
I don’t envy Jerry Seinfeld having to follow this groundbreaking car wash skit…
We’re back! No desk – blue velvet chairs – wow, Jerry dressed up for the occassion!
“What’s the deal with Jay Leno still being on TV?…”
Jerry looks good – his bald spot is a touch bigger, but whose isn’t these days?
This interview format reminds me of the old “Later w/. Bob Costas” set…
All hail Opra!
OMG OPRAH DESCENDING!!! This is so cool she’s doing this out of the kindness of her heart with nothing to promote…it’s not like her 24th season premiered today…oh wait…
Those chairs look scrumptious! Really add to the swagger of that hip new sushi restaurant they’re filming in.
Jerry being a whiny smart ass is so 90’s.
Jerry’s wife’s lawsuit was dismissed!
Wow! Jerry has been married 10 years now? Remember when he was dating Shoshanna the 10 year old?
ba dum dump.
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Oh, Curb Your Enthusiasm news – gotta listen now…
wow that’s it – pretty quick, huh?
Ah the Michael Jackson Movie Trailer! Who thinks it will play longer than 2 weeks?!
So I didn’t watch The Tonight Show when Jay was on it, but did you know that in November 2006, on the show, he ate a vegetable for the first time in 37 years? Does anybody know what that vegetable was?! Was it an obscure veggie like Rhubarb?
The show’s website says that Jay “is not just for old people anymore – he also writes kids books!” so if you’re aged 10-65, you’re not in Jay’s sweet spot?
I can’t believe Jay. I am beginning to question his comedic timing.
A pretend Obama interview?! I guess Jay’s getting back at Obama for pushing Conan when he premiered…wow quite a setup for a “tort reform” joke…
GEICO shout out!
Ahh, a rheumatoid arthritis commercial – I guess they’re not expecting Jay’s demo to branch out very much…”Please tell your doctor if you have TB…” Yes, please do…
Ooooh, a commercial for that new Jennifer Aniston movie “Love Is Nice” or some such….
Hope Rianna sings “under my umbrella ella ella ay ay
ay…..”
Oh lord, grab a shovel.
Joel McHale has graduated from the college of Talk Soup – now if he can just get nominated for an Oscar for playing a gay guy…
Oooh premature Kanye insertion!
Polite applause…Kanye is in serious navel-gazing mode – someone give him another shot of cognac!
Oh, Taylor should have KNOWN to kept on going….Oh, Jay pulled out the mom card…not exactly a softball…
Bringing his mama into it. Damn!
Naughty leather girl!
Oh, THAT’S why Kanye interrupted someone’s shining moment – he’s a workaholic! He’s addicted to workahol…
Wow – superbrief interview…and now he’s going to sing…
Wouldn’t it be great if Taylor Swift descended onto the stage right now like Oprah did earlier and started singing a Patsy Cline number?!
You can almost see her English muffin!
Rhianna looks awesome! And Beyonce’s husband looks nice too…
Is Kanye always part of this song, because he looks like Dan Akroyd did in that “We Are The World Video” right now – insanely extraneous!
Taylor Swift sing Patsy Cline? That’s blasphemy Mike!
Does she know she’s wearing a stocking on her face?
“Mr. Z – thanks for coming, that was great!”
The earnest local news anchor didn’t have time to put on his sport coat to let us know that Patrick Swayze has lost his battle with cancer…very compelling…
Did Kanye just blame what he did last night on his mother passing away? uuumm, that’s stupid. And why does he always look like he has cotton balls in his cheeks?
NOW Jay has a desk…Headlines! I love this bit!
Dead Sea joke? Jay is parting the comedic waters once again…
I never knew his headline cards had their own special holder…we live in a glorious technological age…
A GE joke! Uber-edgy!
Leno asked about KW’s mother. I knew that would get him. It would be nice to think he really will take some time to contemplate his actions and improve his attitude. It would be nice, but it’s probably more naive to think so. He didn’t “sing” much at all. Rihanna is beautiful.
I think whoever sent the “Rats” headline in should understand that pink highlighter is a privilege, not a right…
ah…slightly edgy penis/lawyer joke – those are two comedic tastes that taste great together…
Oops, Jay forgot who was on his show….
I think this will be a hit!
So what did you all think?
Apparently Brenda Wood is planning to drown Kanye West for his interruptions!
Don’t think I will be using my DVR for this show.
I would say that the show moved well – He was a little nervous at first – which is odd since he constantly does stand up at clubs….The show was very spry – The car wash sketch however was really dumb and far, far too long…I liked how the interviews were handled…and I liked the singing bumpers coming in/going out to commercial…Not unheard of, but well handled here and gave the show some momentum…All in all, I give it a solid B – Jay’s not my cup of tea, but a well thought out debut…
Going to be a big hit! Great alternative to the latest ten o’clock crime, court, or
hospital drama.
RIP Vida Boheme.
Kanye. Please. Do they have out-of-control-ego rehab? Take some time off for that. Mommy would be dragging you by your ear for using her death as an excuse.