Pop Culture Parallel Universe: Kanye West Interrupts Jonathan Taylor Thomas’ Lifetime Achievement Emmy Acceptance Speech To Proclaim Dakota Fanning “The Greatest Child Actor Of All Time!”

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HOLLYWOOD - Viewers were stunned tonight after controversial hip-hop artist Kanye West interrupted the Lifetime Achievement Emmy speech of beloved child actor Jonathan Taylor Thomas to proclaim that "Dakota Fanning is the greatest child actor of all time!"

West was greeted with a chorus of boos from the Emmy audience for taking the spotlight away from the recognition of  Thomas' seminal work in such acclaimed titles as Home Improvement, Man of the House, The Tangerine Bear and his breakthrough role as Kevin Brady in the early 90's short-lived hit revival The Bradys!

For her part, Ms. Fanning appeared embarassed by the attention and would later cede some of her time to Thomas when she was accepting her own award for her portrayal of Lilo in the hugely influential Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has A Glitch.

"It was disgusting - Kanye couldn't care less about Jonathan - (Kanye) was just grandstanding to get attention," said Donald Trump, who had to be tracked for comment by reporters for several hours until he was finally reached at a quaint New England B&B where he was quietly contemplating life and Venezuelan women.  "I thought it was very classy of Dakota to give up her spotlight to JTT."

West later apologized to JTT on his blog, acknowledging that he was "wrong to go onto the stage and take away (from the specific) moment" when Television Academy members had chosen to honor Thomas' role as a guest timekeeper for 1995's WWE's WrestleMania XI.