Whitney Cracks Miley’s Wackness – Houston Album To Be #1

Whitney gives good love to the cash registers at area Turtle's and Record Bar locations this week as her new album is set to debut at number 1 on Your Hit Parade this week, dispensing with certain-to-be-future-rehabber/kids-show-pole-dancer Miley Cyrus, who, like KISS, devilishly released her new tracks only at Wal-Mart(s). 

Houston's camp did the unusual and released her album on a Monday (9/1) when almost every album, DVD, book, etc. are generally released exclusively on Tuesdays.  The good news is that sales on Tuesday matched Monday's take of nearly 300k in sales, so it seems her reservoir of good will runs as deeply as Bobby's shamelessness.

It's nice to see Whitney back on top again (and not the top of the cover the The National Enquirer).  Early buzz I've heard on the album is that it's good, not great, but we'll take it, won't we Whitney fans?!

Have you heard the new album, beloved readers?  What say you?!